your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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