Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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