ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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