Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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