I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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