Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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