I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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