btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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