So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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