But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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