god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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