Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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