garbage
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you win
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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