It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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