After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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