Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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