Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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