To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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