ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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