I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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