Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
