He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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