Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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