Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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