Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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