I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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