anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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