Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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