We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
