I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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