Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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