okay pat passed out under dana's car
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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