is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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