She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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