Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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