You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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