So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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