Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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