Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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