That's intense
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
