it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
