Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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