Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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