i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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