Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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