He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
