How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
sarcasm needs its own font
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i believe in u and ur pee
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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