My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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