i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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