Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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