he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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